Garance, a french piece of baguette, she will be the funniest, chillest, coolest, prettiest, hottest, sexiest, cutest out of all the girls within a 20,000km radius, if you got one of these all your acquaintances will be extremely jealous.

Damn, look at that 10/10 Garance piece of ass, id tap

Garance by datTOPASSmaterial September 2, 2013

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I'll be in the garage.

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.

Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.

I'll be in the garage. by Jackson davidson October 9, 2017

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garage doors

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.

"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s

garage doors by actual garage doors January 6, 2012

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Garage ass

An Anus stretched out enough to park a car in.

Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!

Garage ass by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

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