Dude 1: "Hey, I got some hazelnuts. Want some?"
Dude 2: "GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Dude 1: "Chill out, I'm going to give you some."
Dude 2: "SOME? GIVE ME ALL OF THAT!"
Dude 1: "What's wrong with you today?"
Dude 2: "I guess I have garadromiplossaphilia"
Dude 2: "GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Dude 1: "Chill out, I'm going to give you some."
Dude 2: "SOME? GIVE ME ALL OF THAT!"
Dude 1: "What's wrong with you today?"
Dude 2: "I guess I have garadromiplossaphilia"
by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025