To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".

"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."

glonging by maranathasoon August 21, 2019

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Gloaking

The act of staring at someone while they're eating in hopes that they'll give you some food.

(Jonathan staring at Seth while Seth eats his fries)

Seth: Dude, why are you gloaking at me so hard right now? If you want some, just take it.

Gloaking by bard_UYD March 9, 2011

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Glockin'

-Carrying a gun
-Armed and dangerous
-A weapon

Kracker#1 Ay yo see that jungle bunny over there I bet he is glockin'

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg that nigga is armed and dangerous.

Kracker#1 Imma go fuck with him.. poke him with a stick.

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg you bout to get your head blown off your shoulders.

Kracker #1 No i wont you shit face.
(proceeds to poke the jungle bunny with a stick)

Pow..Pow..Pow..

Albino Kracker#2 Told you so.. YA DEAD..

Glockin' by fhgul June 22, 2011

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