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Glowkin

Using an uncracked glow stick covered in toilet bowl cleaner and shoving it down your urethra and trying to crack it
My girlfriend helped me Glowkin last night
by AverageHaterOfPeople April 19, 2024
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Glowkin

Taking an uncracked glow stick that is covered in Mr Clean toilet bowl cleaner and shove as deep as you can into your urethra and try to crack the glowstick
Brendan: Yo Kyle, Sammie is Lowkey freaky, she gave me a Glowkin in the bathroom earlier
by AverageHaterOfPeople May 28, 2024
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Glowing

1) (in real life) To give off some form of positive energy through vibes, beauty, etc. Most often used to describe how the person is perceived visually, like a smile but not something like a compliment.

2) (in internet culture)

a) To be close to or to break the TOS of a social media site in a way that is eye catching to some. Especially used if the action that caused the user to glow is something the community they are a part in often get criticized for.

b) To be suspected of being a federal agent who is either trying to infiltrate or provoke online communities. Often posted when an account is found to have doctored photos, made up first and last names, and/or relatively extreme ideas. Possibly a reference to the quote, "The cia ******* glow in the dark."
1) Becky: "How do I look?"
Samantha: "Omg, you're glowing!"

2)
a) User1: "All parents who vaccinate their children should have their children taken by Child Protective Services."

User2: "This man is glowing so hard."

b) User1: "If you're being interrogated by the police, I'd recommend to not invoke the right to remain silent because it looks more natural to the judge."

User2: "User1 is glowing so much, all of the images they've posted of themselves we're ripped from someone's abandoned blog from 2006 and nobody has been recorded in the US of having the same name they claim to have."
by real_account May 7, 2021
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Glocking

To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.
Alfred was glocking in Twitter Spaces all night last night.
by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021
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glowing E.T. heart

When a bowl, waterfall, or gravity bong is sufficiently rolling and resembles the glowing heart of E.T
I couldn't help but smile as I watched the water run from my waterfall creating a beautiful glowing E.T. heart
by shwave dave May 4, 2010
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glookin

person #1: happy birthday

person #2: glookin bro
by arianadawnx January 26, 2021
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glowing.griff

LITERALLY THE BEST TIKTOKER- SHE HAS AMAZING CONTENT, VERY NICE :D
girl 1: omg glowing.griff just posted!
girl 2: her videos are so nice!
by charlsowaz on tik tok May 3, 2021
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