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Gloking by Ginga Ninja AC March 14, 2009
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Gloking
Gloking by Shrekinator November 20, 2022
Glowing
1) (in real life) To give off some form of positive energy through vibes, beauty, etc. Most often used to describe how the person is perceived visually, like a smile but not something like a compliment.
2) (in internet culture)
a) To be close to or to break the TOS of a social media site in a way that is eye catching to some. Especially used if the action that caused the user to glow is something the community they are a part in often get criticized for.
b) To be suspected of being a federal agent who is either trying to infiltrate or provoke online communities. Often posted when an account is found to have doctored photos, made up first and last names, and/or relatively extreme ideas. Possibly a reference to the quote, "The cia ******* glow in the dark."
2) (in internet culture)
a) To be close to or to break the TOS of a social media site in a way that is eye catching to some. Especially used if the action that caused the user to glow is something the community they are a part in often get criticized for.
b) To be suspected of being a federal agent who is either trying to infiltrate or provoke online communities. Often posted when an account is found to have doctored photos, made up first and last names, and/or relatively extreme ideas. Possibly a reference to the quote, "The cia ******* glow in the dark."
1) Becky: "How do I look?"
Samantha: "Omg, you're glowing!"
2)
a) User1: "All parents who vaccinate their children should have their children taken by Child Protective Services."
User2: "This man is glowing so hard."
b) User1: "If you're being interrogated by the police, I'd recommend to not invoke the right to remain silent because it looks more natural to the judge."
User2: "User1 is glowing so much, all of the images they've posted of themselves we're ripped from someone's abandoned blog from 2006 and nobody has been recorded in the US of having the same name they claim to have."
Samantha: "Omg, you're glowing!"
2)
a) User1: "All parents who vaccinate their children should have their children taken by Child Protective Services."
User2: "This man is glowing so hard."
b) User1: "If you're being interrogated by the police, I'd recommend to not invoke the right to remain silent because it looks more natural to the judge."
User2: "User1 is glowing so much, all of the images they've posted of themselves we're ripped from someone's abandoned blog from 2006 and nobody has been recorded in the US of having the same name they claim to have."
Glowing by real_account May 7, 2021
hot gloving
hot gloving by Kris "Ziggy" December 29, 2007
Glocking
To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.
Glocking by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021
glowing E.T. heart
When a bowl, waterfall, or gravity bong is sufficiently rolling and resembles the glowing heart of E.T
I couldn't help but smile as I watched the water run from my waterfall creating a beautiful glowing E.T. heart
glowing E.T. heart by shwave dave May 4, 2010
Angel Globing
When your damn angel soft toilet paper sticks to your every damn thing and makes your asshole or lady parts look like a snow globe.
Angel Globing by Rubberball1232 August 31, 2016
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