maranathasoon's definitions

Screw the Urban Dictionary

An expression of dislike for sites that hate people who voted for President Trump.

"All the anti-Trump media are controlled by the same 6 worldwide corporations. Screw the Urban Dictionary, they're obviously controlled by them too."

by maranathasoon December 8, 2020

glonging

To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".

"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."

by maranathasoon August 21, 2019

ESPU

Estimated Sales Per Unit; an acronym frequently used by organizations that sell franchises. Refers to the estimated future sales expectations for an average franchise over a given period.

The McDonald's executive stated that "as a result of our new initiatives, we expect our ESPU to climb by 2.5% in the next financial quarter".

by maranathasoon August 21, 2019