glonging

To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".

"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."

glonging by maranathasoon August 21, 2019

goongingang 

When you have a mild stroke whilst developing other conditions such as down syndrome, autism, schizophrenia, etc, whilst preferring to communicate in weird animal noises instead of actual words.

Random Guy in CSGO: "You guys are dogshit"

Isaiah, Karl and Ashish: "GOONGINGANG GOONGINGANG"

goongingang by goongingang April 16, 2020

glogging 

the act of telling a story repeatedly in an attempt to be funny.

George: One time, when i was in 1st grade, i walked in on Fred taking a crap.

Rasheed: George, stop glogging it's extremely annoying.

George: Sorry.

glogging by fookyahmaurice August 18, 2010

Gloning 

Noun: The act of being a gay loner. Someone who is actively being a loner in a gay fashion.

"Did you see Kara gloning yesterday"
"Yeah dude what a total gloner"

Gloning by Glone4Life November 15, 2012

Glunging 

The act of clenching and unclenching your sphincter while having meaty swamp ass.

Yo Brandon, my meaty swamp ass is glunging. Where’s the toilet?

Glunging by Robert Buttcrunch February 11, 2021

Glogging 

A glamorous form of dogging.

I wore my tuxedo while glogging in the woods.

Glogging by Bingo Wings April 10, 2016

Goonging 

To repeatedly throw eggs at a man’s wife.

Friend 1: Did you hear about the goonging that happened down the street?
Friend 2: Yeah, she was allergic to eggs, that shit was brutal.

Goonging by OofLord1 October 9, 2018