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Glando - somthing that you did was so nice or great that it is hard foreveryone in the room to stop staring. Something that you do that is so undiscribingly great that everyone tries to copy or mirror what you did.
Glando - somthing that you did was so nice or great that it is hard foreveryone in the room to stop staring. Something that you do that is so undiscribingly great that everyone tries to copy or mirror what you did.

Example 1:
Q - Yo did you hear Marcus's new rap?
A - yeah man I head that, it was so glando, I think I'm going to use his music to make my own mixtape!

Example 2: #glando
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Some random AI that has two different appearances in Portal 1 and 2.
Hella tryna poison me with neurotoxin, failed two times.
Muthafuka sent Wheatley and Space Core a free trip to space (no returns).
Has once been fit into a potato. Nicknamed PotatOS.
Bro: Hey wanna eat some mashed potato for dinner?
Me: Hell naw. It might be GLaDOS infected. I don’t wanna poison someone with neurotoxin.
GLaDOS by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019
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Jade, you are so much more than gorgeous, you are glendous.
Glendous by Fatcherry May 22, 2020

hand to gland combat

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!
City in the San Gabriel Valley about 25 miles from DT Los Angeles. Predominantly white, with a high-ranking school district and diverse housing stock. Very "Leave it to Beaver."
Many Churches and a significant amount of Mormons. Overwhelmingly Republican.

See Nouveau Riche
Man: I'm Republican, Christian, and I drive a Lifted Chevy Silverado.
Other Man: You must be from Glendora.
Glendora by sereptitious June 14, 2011
Aperture Science's greatest creation, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System; or GLaDOS, is a super computer with an 'infinite capacity for knowledge' who runs the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

GLaDOS' personality is made up by four 'cores'- spheres loaded with data that instill a sense of curiosity, morality, logic (or, alternatively, cake or memory), and anger into her system. The Morality core is notorious for failing, or being blocked, allowing her to go on rampages that end in the death of Aperture Science employees (by way of deadly neurotoxic gas), and run insane tests for the good of all of us.
GLaDOS will never value your safety over your unique ideas and creativity.
GLaDOS by Dr. Paine August 17, 2009
A word with Pornik-Turkic roots that dates back to the Turkic Expansion of the Turkish language. The word is frequently used in the Azerbozani language and can be used interchangeably with the word 'Protector'. Many Turkish and even Azeri people use this word to describe their forefathers.

Many Turks and Azeris in present society are still gandons. The people of Turkey (Hndkahavastan) and Azerbaijan (Azgttaxemistan) acknowledge that they were all gandons in the past after examining their ancestral backgrounds and history.
"Turkey's people are natural born gandons."

Reporter: "President Erdogom, would you consider yourself to be a gandon?"
Erdogom: "Of course! I see myself as our country's biggest gandon."
gandon by tremsatkes818 March 13, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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