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Glando - somthing that you did was so nice or great that it is hard foreveryone in the room to stop staring. Something that you do that is so undiscribingly great that everyone tries to copy or mirror what you did.
Glando - somthing that you did was so nice or great that it is hard foreveryone in the room to stop staring. Something that you do that is so undiscribingly great that everyone tries to copy or mirror what you did.

Example 1:
Q - Yo did you hear Marcus's new rap?
A - yeah man I head that, it was so glando, I think I'm going to use his music to make my own mixtape!

Example 2: #glando
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Some random AI that has two different appearances in Portal 1 and 2.
Hella tryna poison me with neurotoxin, failed two times.
Muthafuka sent Wheatley and Space Core a free trip to space (no returns).
Has once been fit into a potato. Nicknamed PotatOS.
Bro: Hey wanna eat some mashed potato for dinner?
Me: Hell naw. It might be GLaDOS infected. I don’t wanna poison someone with neurotoxin.
GLaDOS by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019
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Jade, you are so much more than gorgeous, you are glendous.
Glendous by Fatcherry May 22, 2020

hand to gland combat

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!
City in the San Gabriel Valley about 25 miles from DT Los Angeles. Predominantly white, with a high-ranking school district and diverse housing stock. Very "Leave it to Beaver."
Many Churches and a significant amount of Mormons. Overwhelmingly Republican.

See Nouveau Riche
Man: I'm Republican, Christian, and I drive a Lifted Chevy Silverado.
Other Man: You must be from Glendora.
Glendora by sereptitious June 14, 2011
Aperture Science's greatest creation, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System; or GLaDOS, is a super computer with an 'infinite capacity for knowledge' who runs the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

GLaDOS' personality is made up by four 'cores'- spheres loaded with data that instill a sense of curiosity, morality, logic (or, alternatively, cake or memory), and anger into her system. The Morality core is notorious for failing, or being blocked, allowing her to go on rampages that end in the death of Aperture Science employees (by way of deadly neurotoxic gas), and run insane tests for the good of all of us.
GLaDOS will never value your safety over your unique ideas and creativity.
GLaDOS by Dr. Paine August 17, 2009
A word with Pornik-Turkic roots that dates back to the Turkic Expansion of the Turkish language. The word is frequently used in the Azerbozani language and can be used interchangeably with the word 'Protector'. Many Turkish and even Azeri people use this word to describe their forefathers.

Many Turks and Azeris in present society are still gandons. The people of Turkey (Hndkahavastan) and Azerbaijan (Azgttaxemistan) acknowledge that they were all gandons in the past after examining their ancestral backgrounds and history.
"Turkey's people are natural born gandons."

Reporter: "President Erdogom, would you consider yourself to be a gandon?"
Erdogom: "Of course! I see myself as our country's biggest gandon."
gandon by tremsatkes818 March 13, 2023