wanker pipe

Large bore exhaust pipe attached to Vauxhaul Novas/Astras by Chavs in the misinterpreted impression that it will make these shitty motors go faster. So called because you have to be a wanker to want to attach one.
Look at the wanker pipe on his Punto
by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005
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hand to gland combat

A very vigorous masturbation session!
Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!
by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005
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