A shit hole of hicks, racists and your childhood pervert. Don’t worry they top off everything by being resembled by a cultist like dragon who has secrets beyond anyones knowledge he probably has your kids in his basement forcing them to hail him as the JuUl god. Welcom we hope you love us like we love the dragon.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).