Girthed

To get verbally abused or to get your asshole rearranged by a BBC

Damn bro you got Girthed.

Did you hear about Becky she got absolutely girthed last night

by Robosniper19 July 27, 2023

girthed it down

When deep throating and/or sucking big penis.

Hell yeah girl, I girthed it down last night but I did not swalllow.

by greendavison0811 August 20, 2011

Happy Girthday

The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).

Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!

Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?

Todd: You know it man!

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

Garthed

To steal/take something without permission

Origin: taken from an abbreviated term for a dodgy estate in Kendal; Hallgarth - The Garth)

"Get garthed son"

"Sick mate, someone's left a bike here! That's getting garthed!"

by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

Girther

A person who believe's Trump's reported weight is a conspiracy.

Bro, come back to planet earth, don't be a girther.

by suchiekins January 17, 2018

Girther

Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government

Look at him chow down, now way he weighs an ounce under 239, Have you read any of the Girther blogs?

by Lewdster May 3, 2018

Girthday

Similar to a birthday, except instead of celebrating the day a man was born, he celebrates the day in which his penis reached its maximum girth.

Hey ladies!! Today is my girthday, and i was hoping you'd celebrate with me by letting me go deep inside! Whaddaya say?

by MikeyB1980 January 16, 2014