girted 

To ball something up, to wad something up

You had the blanket girted up between your legs.

girted by Solrns July 30, 2017

gifted kid burnout 

when children who were once considered the "gifted" or "smart" kids in class grow up to underperform academically and (likely) socially. the kid who actually liked doing homework and got all A's when they were nine but by sixteen aren't doing well in school and often feel crushing disappointment at the loss of approval teachers and parents once gave them. often have problems socializing, have poor mental health, and resort to drinking/drugs/other forms of escapism. usually really smart, but still do poorly/average in school.

amanda: didn't you used to get straight A's? what happened?

angela: i started underperforming and because my entire self-esteem rested on my grades so now i have no idea what to do lol anyway now i'm a gifted kid burnout

gifted kid burnout by giftedkidburnout January 12, 2018

Hom gifted girl 

Hom gifted The bitchiest girls you will ever meet. 90% of hom gifted girls are basic white midgets while 10% are cool. The ones that are cool make great friends but the other 90% will annoy you the whole Time you go to Hom.

Person 1: have your seen Those hom gifted girls? A lot of them are such bitches

Person 2: yea I heard that they are picking on this one black kid

Hom gifted girl : OMG what are you talking about spill the tea and I oop. Sksksksksks

Hom gifted girl by Ruan haha poopy September 17, 2019

boom brian girled 

A state of belligerent inebriation (generally induced off of a combination of liquor and 1 or more other mood altering chemical). A person who is boom brian girled has little control over their actions, often creating mayhem and pandemonium for people who happen to be near him or her. Their moral framework is rendered completely null and void as they commit shameless, vile, and often illegal acts.

S: Man what happened to you last night? You threw up on the birthday girl and tried to blame me!

C: Yeah... I was just boom brian girled I tell you. Straight girled.

boom brian girled by shadowca222 December 12, 2012

girthed it down 

When deep throating and/or sucking big penis.

Hell yeah girl, I girthed it down last night but I did not swalllow.

girthed it down by greendavison0811 August 20, 2011

Happy Girthday 

The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).

Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!

Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?

Todd: You know it man!

Happy Girthday by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

White girled 

Verb.

To manipulate by causing people to feel sorry for you.

And/or to shirk any responsibility for questionable, but otherwise offensive questions.

Heather was pulled over for speeding. When the officer came to her car, he saw Heather crying and hyperventilating, so he decided to let her off with a warning. The cop just got white girled.

Kimberly wore blackface for Halloween and when confronted, she said she had no idea that it could be offensive. She white girled them.

White girled by Jiggahmahninja February 22, 2015