Girthday

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Similar to a birthday, except instead of celebrating the day a man was born, he celebrates the day in which his penis reached its maximum girth.

Hey ladies!! Today is my girthday, and i was hoping you'd celebrate with me by letting me go deep inside! Whaddaya say?

Girthday by MikeyB1980 January 16, 2014

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Girthday

An annual honest celebration of what truly matters for your pecker when you Geshmoigedy.

-Sup, Sophia, what's hangin?
- Oh, nothing much. Preparing for Paul's Girthday tomorrow. After his Bar mitzvah it's an even bigger feast.

Girthday by Diggitar Glady Diggy November 28, 2021

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girthday

The day by which you loose ur virginity.

derived from the words girth and birthday...girth being the thinkness of the penis

jordan: happy girthday!
andrew: cheers mate, i cant believe its been 9 years now!!
happy birthday penis

girthday by <<*ROoOo*>> October 9, 2008

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GirthDay

Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy and Shane “The GirthLord God” Gasior
Happy Girth Day!

Happy GirthDay Losers

GirthDay by Shane “The Girth God” October 19, 2021

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Girthday

The day on which your junk is exposed to the observation of others for the first time.

Hey, Ethan, happy Girthday, man. Bravo!

Girthday by sacsacsac March 14, 2019

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Girthday

The day that your dick reaches maximum circumference, or girth

Ben: Hey dude when was your girthday?

Drew: Man my girthday was September 4th of 1969, the good ol' days.

Girthday by Literally_Awful February 19, 2015

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Happy Girthday

The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).

Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!

Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?

Todd: You know it man!

Happy Girthday by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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