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The most high feeling you can have from smoking marijuana. Garthed represents a further removal from sobriety, or reality, than hafed. (see: hafed).
Timmy was so garthed he told the health center he was a stegosaurus.
garthed by Grant Morby June 30, 2009
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When a dead body appears miraculously underneath your home. Usually accompanied by evidence of Garth Brooks being there. Such as Studio G merch in your home that wasn't there prior, and not giving closure to the victim's family.
"Yeah man, i got Garthed last night. The police are looking into it now"

"Im not saying theres a correlation between Garth Brooks playing a show last night here in town, and this dead body officer. But i think i got Garthed"
Garthed by Cerealkillin October 3, 2021

girthed it down 

Hell yeah girl, I girthed it down last night but I did not swalllow.
Misspelled "farted" became a twitter trend and is now used daily as a joke
Guy: Dude i just garted.
Other guy: Oh wow sick meme.
Garted by Axij February 7, 2015
Garther - a very sexually attractive individual usually spotted serving at banks or other machines - originated in klb school
Garthhhhhaaaa garthhhhhh , ur such a garther
garther by March69 October 21, 2020
(pronounced goached) when you vomit into the vagina and use it as lubrication for sexual intercourse. based on the famous gauthier.
1:"dude! I totally gauthed Gauthier last night!"
gauthed by bastiel May 28, 2008