The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).
Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!
Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?
Todd: You know it man!
Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?
Todd: You know it man!
by FuctButSects October 24, 2010
Get the Happy Girthdaymug. Guy A: Wheres the bathroom? I gotta take a shit.
Guy B: Oh it's out of order, Miguel fucked it up yesterday.
Guy A: No dump? Man I really gotta go.
Guy B: Oh it's out of order, Miguel fucked it up yesterday.
Guy A: No dump? Man I really gotta go.
by FuctButSects November 04, 2010
Get the No dumpmug. The alias one goes by at parties to avoid tarnishing their real name through any of various embarassing actions one often performs at parties. In essence this helps to make sure that "What happens in the party, stays in the party."
(Day After Party)
Partier: Hey bro that was an awesome party last nite. Man insert name here got really fucked up!!!
Friend (host of party): I didn't invite anyone named insert name here
Partier: Oh well that must've been his party name.
Partier: Hey bro that was an awesome party last nite. Man insert name here got really fucked up!!!
Friend (host of party): I didn't invite anyone named insert name here
Partier: Oh well that must've been his party name.
by FuctButSects October 01, 2010
Get the Party namemug. The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.
The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.
The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.
(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)
Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?
Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.
Guy 2: Man, fuck that.
Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?
Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.
Guy 2: Man, fuck that.
by FuctButSects October 24, 2010
Get the One-Floor rulemug. Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.
Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
by FuctButSects January 24, 2011
Get the That is so second millenniummug. by FuctButSects October 20, 2010
Get the 69mug. One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.
Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!
Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.
Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.
by FuctButSects October 18, 2010
Get the Facebook Ninjamug.