FuctButSects's definitions

That is so second millennium

Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.

Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?

Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!

by FuctButSects January 24, 2011

Tags

Just read the tags below

No really, just look at the tags

by FuctButSects January 24, 2011

Party name

The alias one goes by at parties to avoid tarnishing their real name through any of various embarassing actions one often performs at parties. In essence this helps to make sure that "What happens in the party, stays in the party."

(Day After Party)

Partier: Hey bro that was an awesome party last nite. Man insert name here got really fucked up!!!

Friend (host of party): I didn't invite anyone named insert name here

Partier: Oh well that must've been his party name.

by FuctButSects October 1, 2010

Peppermint

The new slang term for marijuana. "Weed", "pot", and "grass" are all outdated.

...Not real gum you dumbass. Peppermints the new slang term for MJ. Get with the times, brah!

by FuctButSects October 2, 2010

Facebook Ninja

One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.

Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!

Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.

by FuctButSects October 18, 2010

Hepatitis X

An especially rare and deadly variation of hepatitis not yet known to man. It is currently developing in an underground abandoned nuclear lab. When it is released upon the world its toll will be deadly. Symptoms will include extreme pain, followed by an inevitable case of death, accompanied by soul death after physical death.

Juan: Man if I ever get Hepatitis X I think I'll kill myself...

John: Umm...if you get Hepatitis X you will already be dead.

Juan: Then I'll kill myself when I go to heaven/hell.

John: Umm...your soul will die too.

Juan: ...Damnit.

by FuctButSects October 20, 2010

69

The average IQ of the American politician.

A: "What's the IQ of the average American politician?"

B: "69"

A: "Hmm, what a coincidence..."

by FuctButSects October 20, 2010