One-Floor rule

The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.

The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.

(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)

Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?

Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.

Guy 2: Man, fuck that.

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

Facebook Ninja

One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.

Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!

Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.

by FuctButSects October 18, 2010

69

The average IQ of the American politician.

A: "What's the IQ of the average American politician?"

B: "69"

A: "Hmm, what a coincidence..."

by FuctButSects October 20, 2010

Philosophy shower

When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.

Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?

Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.

Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.

by FuctButSects October 22, 2010

Peppermint

The new slang term for marijuana. "Weed", "pot", and "grass" are all outdated.

...Not real gum you dumbass. Peppermints the new slang term for MJ. Get with the times, brah!

by FuctButSects October 02, 2010

Happy Girthday

The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).

Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!

Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?

Todd: You know it man!

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

Tags

Just read the tags below

No really, just look at the tags

by FuctButSects January 24, 2011