Ghostbrate

when you think you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket but it actually doesn't

dude i totally went to check my phone because i thought i had a text but it was just a ghostbrate

by millerchill April 25, 2010

ghostwrote

Popular internet slang meaning "I secretly wrote this" or "I would've have made this if it had not already been made". In reference to "ghostwriting" where a person is paid to write a something but has to keep it a secret

Did you see that meme?

Yeah I ghostwrote it

by Enjolras May 29, 2017

ghostbating

Masturbation in plain sight, nearly undetectable to anyone, even upon closer inspection.

No one knew I was ghostbating during the commercial breaks of South Park.

by Stricker March 13, 2008

ghostwriter

somebody who writes lyrics secretly for another person and they get payed to do it

1)Nas ghostwrites for FoxyBrown

by Lip November 6, 2003

ghostwrite the 'script

Ghostwriting a scientific manuscript (e.g., one to be published in a major medical journal). A play on the phrase "ghostride the whip" popularized by hip hop culture from the San Francisco Bay Area.

Executive from big pharma: "How can we present the data from our new drug study in a credible, impartial light?"
Ghostwriter: "I'll ghostwrite the 'script, negotiate with a highly regarded physician for authorship, and submit it to the New England Journal of Medicine."

by madbay November 18, 2009

Double Ghostbuster

The double ghostbuster is the pinnacle of shitting achievements in which an individual manages two highly difficult elements (or ghostbusters) in one sitting.

A single ghostbuster is when one takes a dump only to discover on inspection that there is nothing in the toilet. Where is it? Straight down the U-bend? Who knows.

Another type of ghostbuster is where one takes a dump, wipes his arse and on expection finds the paper contains no evidence a shit ever took place. A clean break, so to speak.

A Double Ghostbuster, then, is the seemingly impossible combination of both occurances outlined above.

Winston: Ray, Ray, I've just done a Double Ghostbuster!!
Ray: Yeah right, whatever
Winston: It's true Ray. It was clean as a whistle!
Egon: It's statistically 1 in 14 million to pull off a double but it can be done.
Winston and Ray: F*ck off Egon

by Regislow April 3, 2008

ghostbusters folder

An innocuously or deceptively-named folder (e.g. "Ghostbusters Movie") on a computer which contains large quantities pornography or other illicit materials.

"Hey Danny, can you fix my computer?"
"Sure Jason"
"Here ya go"
"Alright. Oh cool you got the ghostbusters movie, can I burn it?"
"Uhh... ahh.. ummm...the ghostbusters folder...is something else"
"Wait... this isn't Ghostbusters... OH MY GOD THEIR BALLS ARE TOUCHING!"

by clustro September 1, 2009