Gakker

A chronic male masturbator. Busts the gak all day long watching porn. Keeps a gak towel by the computer.

My uncle is a gakker. Doesn’t work. His wife is about to leave him.

It took me seven years to graduate college cause I was such a gakker.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

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A bakery that only serves homosexuals.

Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.

by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

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Gakker • Ganker • gawker • garker • Gacker • gaker • gakked • Gakkeh • Gawkered • gawkerstalker

Gawkers is the act of getting fellatio, head, blowjob whatever you call it, they all refer to the same thing, getting your dick sucked.

The "gawk" part of the word refers to you staring at the person who is sucking your cock.

Dude out of all the girls I have ever dated Tsion gave me the best gawkers of my life.

by RealMrWicked May 25, 2021

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a massive pill(h)ead (only Tesco value pain killers) and an alcoholic, constantly under the influence, one time tactically chunder outside the old mill, disgraceful (following 1.5 litres of Tesco value Mojito, consumed through a camal back )

also refers to a wing commander in the RAF during the second world war

although both definitions are undeniably linked.

man on the sesh: look at that guy, flipped on pain killers and pissed on cheap supermarket alcohol, what a Gawkers

Gawkers: fuck off im not drunk *eats 13 more paracetamol*

RAF commander: Gawkers, drop the bombs over Dresden!

Gawkers: no sorry im drunk

by not gawkers September 26, 2017

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