Gakker

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A chronic male masturbator. Busts the gak all day long watching porn. Keeps a gak towel by the computer.

My uncle is a gakker. Doesn’t work. His wife is about to leave him.

It took me seven years to graduate college cause I was such a gakker.

Gakker by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Words you can keep

gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.

Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.

gaykery by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

Related Words

Gakker • Ganker • gawker • garker • Gacker • gaker • gakked • Gakkeh • Gawkered • gawkerstalker

Gawkers

Gawkers is the act of getting fellatio, head, blowjob whatever you call it, they all refer to the same thing, getting your dick sucked.

The "gawk" part of the word refers to you staring at the person who is sucking your cock.

Dude out of all the girls I have ever dated Tsion gave me the best gawkers of my life.

Gawkers by RealMrWicked May 25, 2021

gawkers

a massive pill(h)ead (only Tesco value pain killers) and an alcoholic, constantly under the influence, one time tactically chunder outside the old mill, disgraceful (following 1.5 litres of Tesco value Mojito, consumed through a camal back )

also refers to a wing commander in the RAF during the second world war

although both definitions are undeniably linked.

man on the sesh: look at that guy, flipped on pain killers and pissed on cheap supermarket alcohol, what a Gawkers

Gawkers: fuck off im not drunk *eats 13 more paracetamol*

RAF commander: Gawkers, drop the bombs over Dresden!

Gawkers: no sorry im drunk

gawkers by not gawkers September 26, 2017

gawker

A shitty collection of websites.

Why do people send me links to Gizmodo articles? It's just another shit Gawker website.

gawker by inigomontoyayoukilledmyfather July 22, 2012

Garker

Suburban homosexuals who claim to consume a large amount of cannabis, when they actually don’t.

Person 1: “Man that Dawson kid is really a garker, he smokes a lot of weed!”
Person 2: “Nah, he’s just a pussyboi.”

Garker by psychedelicmonkey June 23, 2018

booty ganker

Somebody who likes to steal other's booty.

-Captain Jack took our booty- jimmy
-what a booty ganker- bob

booty ganker by Waltor May 8, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026