gawker

A shitty collection of websites.

Why do people send me links to Gizmodo articles? It's just another shit Gawker website.

by inigomontoyayoukilledmyfather July 22, 2012

gawker

Somebody who watches celebrities- (see gawkerstalker)

Gawker is short for a gawkerstalker

by joanna moran April 23, 2006

gawker

A person who stalks celebrities eg/ a gawkerstalker.

Gawkerstalkers are all over the city, waiting to catch a glimpse of a celeb!

by joanna moran April 24, 2006

Gawker

Person at a swingers gathering or sex party that is just looking... not participating.

Non participating by-standing at an orgy or swingers event.

"That trick ain't doing nothing, she is a Gawker. Get her @#$ outta here if she ain't dropping it off."

"Worst than a voyeur, a Gawker is usually invited."

by WerdzWorth February 4, 2019

gawker face

The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.

If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face

Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.

by nash_money September 15, 2011

gee-gawker

someone who is staring,
usually a lustful stare
at a bar or other public place.
Also can be used as a verb.

"I'm gonna smash that gee-gawker's nose if he keeps staring at my girlfriend." "Stop gee-gawkin' mah cock."

by Dadrun Kwan April 6, 2009

brain-dead gawker

someone who gawks in your face--inappropriately, of course.

You are on a bus and someone wearing headphones or who looks like they think they're watching a TV program gawks in your face. You don't bother to say "Hello!" (or "WTF?!") because you already know they won't answer nor even blink, but instead you heartily remind yourself under your breathe, "(It's just) a brain-dead gawker (oh yeah!)"

by ozmatic November 24, 2010