Garker

Suburban homosexuals who claim to consume a large amount of cannabis, when they actually don’t.

Person 1: “Man that Dawson kid is really a garker, he smokes a lot of weed!”
Person 2: “Nah, he’s just a pussyboi.”

by psychedelicmonkey June 23, 2018

Garker

Someone who smokes a lot of weed.

Bruh that kid Austin is such a Garker. He comes to school fried everyone morning.

by Garker420 June 1, 2018

garker

People just living life

Lebron James is a straight garker

by Garker boy Stanley May 7, 2018

Garker

A suburban stoner who says the word “yarr!” a lot.

Person A: “That kid’s a garker”
Person B: “Yeah he smells like weed”
The Garker: “Yarr! Hahahah!”

by CamoBigfoot April 7, 2022

garbering

To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.

For how many days are we going to keep garbering this question?

by Mister Andre March 9, 2017

gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.

Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.

by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

garter snapper

An outdated term used popularly in the 1920s-1950s that refers to a man who has sex with many different women or has a lot of one night stands. The phrase "garter snapper" originates in this time period due to the fact that women often wore garters to hold up their tights and therefore someone who often "snaps" these garters takes them off, an act commonly preformed during this time period during sex or an affair.

"Did you hear that Connorly went to bed with both Meg and Sally in the same week!"
"Woah, he's quite the garter snapper."

by The chimney sweep March 1, 2015