gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.

Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.

by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

gayery

A factory where gaypies are manufactured.

I work at the gayery.

by Ben W October 21, 2004

Gayvery

Short for Gay Slavery. Harshly overworking your Gay friends for little or no rewards. Bondage, severe toil; drudgery.

(Although..a little Bondage could be ok, in the right circumstances! Let's be real!)

What do you mean I can't have a cocktail until I finish cooking the Beef Bourguignon?! That's Gayvery you bitches! Now, where's my Martini?!

by JoRoBig May 17, 2011

high stakes gayery

A term referring to anything or anyone with flamboyantly gay qualities. It evolved organically from our propensity of ridiculing general gay or weak behavior amongst our friends. Not too sure why the high stakes tag was added, but it works. Use this phrase at your own peril as it will quickly dominate your lexicon. Usually shortened to just "high stakes" when used as an adjective.

"Oh, Jesus. Look at that dude just swishin' around. Makes Elton John look straight."

"Yeah, there is some serious high stakes gayery happenin' over there."

gayery gayness lameness lamery faggotry

by evil adam April 9, 2009

Gayker

A portmanteau of the words 'Gay' and 'Baker' meaning a gay baker. A phenomenon that is particularly prevalent in cities such as San Francisco and Brighton, UK. Gay Bakers or 'Gaykers' usually are found in gay districts or specialize in gay erotica cakes. It also can be used as a banterous term for someone who's surname is Baker.

A: "Have you been to the Gaykers on the corner of 21st and Prime?"

B: "No, but I hear they make great French Fancies"

"I heard Tim Gayker took a good catch at the weekend"

by brownsword June 27, 2009

L.A. Gaykers

The L.A. Lakers are the L.A. Gaykers.

If their fatt assholes of a center (Shaq) can call the Sacramento Kings the Sacramento Queens then the Lakers should universally be referred to as the Gaykers.

The Gaykers suck dick.

by universal altruism December 9, 2003

Gawkery

The social activity of pointing out hot girls and discussing the extent and quality of their hottness

Me and George decided to engage in some gawkery on the way to class. I picked out 4 girls hot enough that you would get a boner if she started shaking her ass and he spotted a goddess

by Johny Horny September 16, 2009