1 definition by psychedelicmonkey

Suburban homosexuals who claim to consume a large amount of cannabis, when they actually don’t.
Person 1: “Man that Dawson kid is really a garker, he smokes a lot of weed!”
Person 2: “Nah, he’s just a pussyboi.”
by psychedelicmonkey June 23, 2018
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