Adjective defining a device or contraption that is extremely crude but effective; cave-man engineering.
Foon J. Cracker felt using a steam hammer to kill basement rats was very Grundar...but he couldn't argue with the results.
by Foon J Cracker March 14, 2021
Get the GRUNDAR mug.Gundarks are strong elephant-sized predators which appear to be found on several worlds throughout the galaxy. The hide is tough and pinkish-orange, with a distinctive warty crest running the length of the long neck and around the mouth and eyes. The head is hammer-shaped and flat, with the eyes on the extremes to either side. This arrangement provides excellent binocular vision and spatial judgement used to aim the enormous muscular tongue, which thrusts from the rounded mouth to lengths of over five metres, ensnaring and constricting prey. In addition to raw strength, the tongue seems to bear suckers and what looks like a sticky excretion. It is said that once a gundark latches its tongue onto something, it never lets go.
Princess Leia and C-3PO were unlucky to meet a pair of voracious gundarks on an uncharted jungle planet during the search for a new base to replace the Hoth facilities.
(lifted from www.theforce.net zoology)
Princess Leia and C-3PO were unlucky to meet a pair of voracious gundarks on an uncharted jungle planet during the search for a new base to replace the Hoth facilities.
(lifted from www.theforce.net zoology)
by d_art November 11, 2005
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Men's briefs. Derived from "Reg Grundies" - Australian slang for undies or underwear - and from the concept of storing your berries (testicles).
Also known as sluggos, or budgie smugglers.
Also known as sluggos, or budgie smugglers.
by Honeycut February 6, 2009
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Get the grunda mug.Underwear soiled with fecal matter, having skid marks or filthy from bodily fluids such as semen, urine, vaginal secretions or ass sweat.
I just sharted. I’m gonna have to walk around with grunderpants all day.
She pulled her panties over my face. While expecting a fragrant experience, I got grunderpants and a big skid right across my nose.
I sniffed her grunderpants and it was a whiff of stank ass booty juice.
She pulled her panties over my face. While expecting a fragrant experience, I got grunderpants and a big skid right across my nose.
I sniffed her grunderpants and it was a whiff of stank ass booty juice.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
Get the Grunderpants mug.A Grunder Trifecta is the ultimate achievement of having the perfect combination of three bodily fluids stains in one's underwear a.k.a. Grunders at the same time. To achieve Grunder Trifecta status, one must have signficiant fecal, urine and semen stains in the underwear at any one given time (if male). If female, fecal, urine and vaginal discharge stains at any one given time.
The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.
The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.
The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.
The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.
While in the locker room after football practice, Roger noticed that Frank had been wearing the same Grunders for the past week. When confronted about the situation by Roger, Frank advised that he was just a shart stain away from having a perfect Grunder Trifecta and advised Roger that he was planning to go for the Grunder Quadfecta and anticipated after his date with Sonja the Village Bicycle, he expected that the aroma would permeate the locker room and all the team would embelish him with praise over his accomplishment.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2014
Get the Grunder Trifecta mug.1. The feeling you get when an obscure writer or band that you like becomes popular because their book gets made into a big movie or their song is in a commercial and it leaves you all disgruntled because you knew about them way back when.
2. Feeling similar to the above caused by the sudden surge in the popularity of a certain person or entity.
Literal meaning (German): Sadness stemming from original loyalty
2. Feeling similar to the above caused by the sudden surge in the popularity of a certain person or entity.
Literal meaning (German): Sadness stemming from original loyalty
The grundtreuentraurigkeit was too much for Bob to take when he read that the Go!Team would be playing the Superbowl halftime show.
by Amit999 October 13, 2005
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