Foon

noun: silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense.

Bailey Jarriel is a foon.

by President of 2032 June 23, 2010

Foon

To divulge in the participation of an activity, the likes of which are only known to those invited to participate in said activity.

Dude, you wanna foon today?
Oh, man. We fooned so hard last weekend.

by Seamus Fergul O'Riley March 26, 2008

Foon

A racial slur against basic white bitches.

Ericka is such a foon with those uggs & pumpkin spice lattes.

by BBW4206666 September 12, 2018

Foon

-noun.
an eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon.

I need a foon to eat my lunch.

by followthedot February 24, 2009

Foon

(noun)
An eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon. Often mispronounced “spork” by husbands.

Husband: Honey, where are the sporks? I want a fork and spoon in one!
Wife: For the last time, the are called “foons”!!!

by CanadianCutie;) December 16, 2021

Foon

A foon is a fool who is ignorant of his or her foolishness, and appears to be competent.

Similar to pedant, schmendrick, philosophe, and sophist.

When I first met the guy, I was impressed, but as I got to know him, I realized what an utter foon he was.

by Foon Victim February 18, 2004

Foon

Foon is the name given to a person or animal, who looks slightly retarded and is somewhat clumsy, never graceful and down right funny to watch.
Taken from the cat, Foon, who started the trend.

Bang Clash Clang
"What was that?"
"Don't worry, it was just Foon"

"I just pulled a Foon"

by Spider Kitten November 24, 2007