gundark 

Gundarks are strong elephant-sized predators which appear to be found on several worlds throughout the galaxy. The hide is tough and pinkish-orange, with a distinctive warty crest running the length of the long neck and around the mouth and eyes. The head is hammer-shaped and flat, with the eyes on the extremes to either side. This arrangement provides excellent binocular vision and spatial judgement used to aim the enormous muscular tongue, which thrusts from the rounded mouth to lengths of over five metres, ensnaring and constricting prey. In addition to raw strength, the tongue seems to bear suckers and what looks like a sticky excretion. It is said that once a gundark latches its tongue onto something, it never lets go.

Princess Leia and C-3PO were unlucky to meet a pair of voracious gundarks on an uncharted jungle planet during the search for a new base to replace the Hoth facilities.

(lifted from www.theforce.net zoology)

Han Solo: "You look like you could pull the ears off a gundark!"

gundark by d_art November 11, 2005

gundark 

Just a general scrub. A fagbag, nub, boner, queerbait, etc. Just somebody who's bad at life as a whole.

Did that kid just take a snapchat of his credit card? What a fucking gundark.

gundark by tslizzard July 20, 2014

gundrake 

gundrake otherwise known as the toasty faggot, he is a strange creature that often has sexual tendencies with oven fresh toasted sandwiches and/or with ground beef. Gundrake often makes no sense when he speaks and some wonder why they even listen to him, some think it may be his sheer level of stupidity being over nine thousand, but I for one prefer not to associate with mentally challenged individuals.

<gundrake> nigga please
<steve> pardon me?
<gundrake> BITCHES DONT KNOW SHIT BOUT MA 4 WHEEL DRIVE PIMPIN DOWN DA STREETS WHILE I BE GRILLIN STEAKS IN YO MOMMAS LIVIN ROOM.
<starys> wtf
<gundrake> FUCK YOU
<gundrake> ^_____^
<gundrake> : D

gundrake by darkblade February 6, 2007

gundrake 

the stupidest creature that lurks the internet. It may enjoy up to 15 hours of straight meaningless spam in one day and often talks about how homosexual he is.

gundrake: I'm in your fridge stroking my harbl.
dan: what?
gundrake: LOL NO WAI

gundrake by Mr Clamato July 31, 2006

Gundars

Gundars is a latvian Gordan Ramsay. Tall, minecraft Harry Potter looking man, with lots of money.. Gundars has the best voice in the world, he should be a news presenter.
"I wish my boyfriend was a Gundars" -every boy in the world

Did you hear Gundars command that NW War?

Gundars by Gnar007 December 6, 2022

Gabe Gundacker 

Comedian, musician, YouTuber and former Viner so hilarious he made me write a definition for him

"Dick Cheney made money off the use
Iraq war" one of Gabe Gundacker notorious vines

Gabe Gundacker by angelisme May 21, 2018

Gundarsian Strumpit 

An attractive Asian woman or ladyboy whom your friends think they can bed down but really cannot

Man, I tried chatting up a Gundarsian Strumpit last night but ended up bedding my right hand.

Gundarsian Strumpit by Nated0gg February 28, 2021