by drhat October 24, 2010
After two days in the same socks, Tim's feet were covered in a thick layer of grode, particularly in between his toes.
by Booyaka-shawn October 30, 2003
A small, skinny penis.
Girl: "Omg so I was blowing Gregg the other day and..."
Boy : "Okay, you blow a dude every week what's so special about this?"
Girl: "He had the smallest grode I've ever fuckin seen! I made him pull his fly up once I saw that."
Boy: "Not surprised...he always seemed like he was insecure about something..."
Boy : "Okay, you blow a dude every week what's so special about this?"
Girl: "He had the smallest grode I've ever fuckin seen! I made him pull his fly up once I saw that."
Boy: "Not surprised...he always seemed like he was insecure about something..."
by partisanwarrior97 May 18, 2016
Grode 1: Hey Grode, what's that in your pocket?
Grode 2: A reciept for Madden 2004.
Grode 1: You mean you haven't washed those pants since you bought Madden?
Grode 2: Yep
Grode 1: Massive.
Grode 2: A reciept for Madden 2004.
Grode 1: You mean you haven't washed those pants since you bought Madden?
Grode 2: Yep
Grode 1: Massive.
by Angry Ape September 24, 2003
A synonym for gross and disgusting but with an added flair that emphasizes the ewness to a particular subject.
Also may be refered to a person who is less than attractive.
Also may be refered to a person who is less than attractive.
by FFT June 03, 2006
by Kucinich June 05, 2015
A male between 15 and 40 whose life revolves around beer, cigarettes, wings, sports predominantly football and baseball, and having random sex with women whom you would never date, and use the word "massive" in every other sentence.
Grode 1: "I can't wait to grow my moustache and start chewing tobacco for the next softball season"
Grode 2: "That is why we call you grode leader"
Grode 2: "That is why we call you grode leader"
by Caesar O'Reilly September 22, 2003