450 definitions by sarah
by sarah June 14, 2006
Blond bitch with NO TALENT WHATSOEVER. Very, very overrated. Doesn't even write her own friggin' songs. Can't sing. Sounds like a nasal Lindsay Lohan. Can't act either. (does lots of sighing). Somewhat chubby. Big slut. (she stole Joel) Fug as hell. Resembles a blond toad. Song lyrics are very cheap and shallow. (eg. 'my blond hair is everywhere!')
by sarah February 21, 2005
Hilary Duff is a fat bitch who is a complete slut. Have you seen her with condoms in her purse? I don't wanna know who's doing her, but I just hope they don't get fat girl rabies.She's 145 pounds of bad singing. BAD SINGING. Like, my ears bleed. agghhhhh!!!!
little girl: mommy, can you buy me one of these? (looking at condoms)
mom: You've been watching too much Lizzie McGuire.
mom: You've been watching too much Lizzie McGuire.
by sarah February 19, 2005
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Sometimes means "after party", but it usually means a more mellow gathering of friends rather than a rowdy party. Basically, it's whatever you're doing after the bars close.
Usually not referred to in the past or present because it sounds pretentious -- only in the future tense.
Usually not referred to in the past or present because it sounds pretentious -- only in the future tense.
1) "Do you know of any after hours?"
2) "What are you doing after hours?"
3) "There's supposed to be an after hours at Moe's pad.
Incorrect: "We had a really good after hours last night." or "This after hours sucks."
2) "What are you doing after hours?"
3) "There's supposed to be an after hours at Moe's pad.
Incorrect: "We had a really good after hours last night." or "This after hours sucks."
by sarah April 12, 2004