Jrubadub's definitions
Creepy gay is a kind of behavior that certain gay men display. There is normal gay and even flamboyant gay, and then "Creepy Gay" takes it a whole new level. It's like a person goes out of their way to make sure people know they are gay.
Creep gay behavior includes non-stop staring, smacking lips while talking, and outrageous public descriptions of private sexual encounters.
You don't have to be a homophobe to experience the creepy gay phenomenon.
Creep gay behavior includes non-stop staring, smacking lips while talking, and outrageous public descriptions of private sexual encounters.
You don't have to be a homophobe to experience the creepy gay phenomenon.
Rodney: Man, did you see that creepy gay guy out front of the bar?
Ernest: I sure did. I walked by him and he was talking about pickle smooching on his cell-phone, and then when he came into the bar he has been staring non-stop at me for the last 20 minutes even though he knows I have a wedding ring.
Rodney: It's fine to be gay, I guess. But he is creepy gay.
Ernest: I sure did. I walked by him and he was talking about pickle smooching on his cell-phone, and then when he came into the bar he has been staring non-stop at me for the last 20 minutes even though he knows I have a wedding ring.
Rodney: It's fine to be gay, I guess. But he is creepy gay.
by Jrubadub January 26, 2011
Get the Creepy Gaymug. A random, often untraceable mystery stain that shows up after a super hard night of partying or other fun activities.
Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.
Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.
1) Morty left a party stain on the hotel couch after pumping his girlfriend.
2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.
Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.
2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.
Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.
by jrubadub July 26, 2010
Get the Party Stainmug. A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
Get the keystone brownoutmug. A stealthy, discreet way of saying "them are some." Usually used to reference the large jugs on a girl without her knowing what men are talking about.
Emersom big ole titties.
Emersom big ole titties.
Morty: Holy shit, man. Look at that girl!
Reggie: Wow. Emersom.
Girl with 34DDD knockers walks by...
Morty: (out of girl's earshot) Yeah, emersom big ole tits! They have me beggin' for buttermilk!
Reggie: Wow. Emersom.
Girl with 34DDD knockers walks by...
Morty: (out of girl's earshot) Yeah, emersom big ole tits! They have me beggin' for buttermilk!
by jrubadub April 20, 2010
Get the Emersommug. A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
Get the Gastric Blastmug. {noun; Rah-see pa-see}
A group of folks who are fond of drinking Carlos Rossi wine, a cheap ass brand of wine found in gallon sized jugs. Carlos Rossi wine is exceptionally nasty and tastes like concentrated ass.
A group of folks who are fond of drinking Carlos Rossi wine, a cheap ass brand of wine found in gallon sized jugs. Carlos Rossi wine is exceptionally nasty and tastes like concentrated ass.
Tim and Andy used to be a part of the the Rossi Posse until they're teeth got all stained purple from drinking too much.
by jrubadub September 16, 2010
Get the Rossi Possemug. The face and physical appearance of an achy that has drank copious amounts of booze, liquor, wine, beer, and spirits for some years - and the effects are showing.
You can spot a person like this a mile away.
Their face is always super red and their nose is bulbous with broken capillaries Their lips are puffy, pale, and drawn into a slobbering grin. Their eyes are all bloodshot and unfocused. Often they have whiskey nubs.
You can spot a person like this a mile away.
Their face is always super red and their nose is bulbous with broken capillaries Their lips are puffy, pale, and drawn into a slobbering grin. Their eyes are all bloodshot and unfocused. Often they have whiskey nubs.
Hutch staggered off his recliner after slamming a forty ounce. He took a huge puff off his pipe packed with Oxy's, then barely made it to the bathroom to vomit.
He peered in the mirror at his haggard alchy face, and then laughed.
He peered in the mirror at his haggard alchy face, and then laughed.
by jrubadub July 26, 2010
Get the Alchy Facemug.