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A fart that leaves a serious question to oneself and others if a diarrhea squirt or follow-through (shart) has occurred.
A questionable fart will have juicy, wet, rip that sounds like a can of dog food being emptied, and will smell like old hot dogs and rotten eggs. There may or may not be shart behind the fart.
The other main characteristic of a questionable fart is the smell will just keep lingering and won't go away.
A questionable fart will have juicy, wet, rip that sounds like a can of dog food being emptied, and will smell like old hot dogs and rotten eggs. There may or may not be shart behind the fart.
The other main characteristic of a questionable fart is the smell will just keep lingering and won't go away.
1) Kevin was hanging out with his buds playing poker. He laid down a questionable fart after lifting his ass checks and pushing too hard.
He was scared to get up and check his drawers but his friends made him. As he stood up, he felt the warm flow and it was confirmed - he sharted.
Too many Miller lites, greasy pork rinds, and IHOP that morning.
2) Julie was chillin' and ripped a diarrhea fart that was questionable, but she stuck her fingers in her drawers, came out with nothing, then took a long sniff.
He was scared to get up and check his drawers but his friends made him. As he stood up, he felt the warm flow and it was confirmed - he sharted.
Too many Miller lites, greasy pork rinds, and IHOP that morning.
2) Julie was chillin' and ripped a diarrhea fart that was questionable, but she stuck her fingers in her drawers, came out with nothing, then took a long sniff.
by jrubadub August 2, 2010
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It doesn't have to be a bar or some other place that serves drinks. As long as it's out of the prying eyes of people who frown on drinkin' in public.
It doesn't have to be a bar or some other place that serves drinks. As long as it's out of the prying eyes of people who frown on drinkin' in public.
1) Pokey stopped by the liquor mart on the way home from work. He bought some rot-gut booze and headed behind the store.
He didn't wanna wait till' he got home, there was a drinkin' hole behind the store with a cheap mattress.
2) Gordon was hanging out down by the river under the bridge, a known drinkin' hole for the local derelicts and hoodrats. He slammed six beers and huffed a whole bottle of nail-polish remover.
3) Todd and Ronnie were hanging out at the drinkin' hole in the park trying to pick up high school chicks.
He didn't wanna wait till' he got home, there was a drinkin' hole behind the store with a cheap mattress.
2) Gordon was hanging out down by the river under the bridge, a known drinkin' hole for the local derelicts and hoodrats. He slammed six beers and huffed a whole bottle of nail-polish remover.
3) Todd and Ronnie were hanging out at the drinkin' hole in the park trying to pick up high school chicks.
by jrubadub August 24, 2010
Get the drinkin' hole mug.Hutch sat in his trailer drinking Old Crow all day. He sharted, then grinned showing his whiskey nubs.
by jrubadub July 13, 2010
Get the whiskey nubs mug.A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.
Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
by Jrubadub October 14, 2010
Get the Nursing home fart mug.Pokey was a fancy boy who favored nose candy. In the middle of a footski from Trixie, he demanded a toot of PowerWheels - a new mix of Colombian flake cocaine and bath-tub crank.
Trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her Coke Toe-Nail. Pokey was instantly greased off his ass.
Trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her Coke Toe-Nail. Pokey was instantly greased off his ass.
by Jrubadub October 11, 2012
Get the Coke Toe-Nail mug.a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.
Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.
He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
by Jrubadub November 3, 2011
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The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
by Jrubadub August 23, 2010
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