Groder

A generic name for any person who is of the white trash/thug/inbred genus. Standard accoutrements include but are not limited to gaudy chains, wife beaters, garishly baggy pants/shorts, Lugz, visors, and various other urban brands such as Ecko or FUBU. Often seen in camaros or over-accessorized japanese cars. Almost always seen smoking "cigs" or at least smells as though one has been bathing in cigarette smoke. As far as other bathing is concerned, the groder is lacking. Disgusting facial hair such as the molestache, crustache, or White Trash Stache are commonplace and seemingly required. "Dood, Toight, Sooo Wasted," and "Cigs" are standard vocabulary. Can be spotted at malls, 2 Fast 2 Furious movie premiers, and in Sonic parking lots. Music choices involve one of two genres. They enjoy bad popular rap such as 50 Cent and Eminem or nu-metal in the vein of linkin park and slipknot.

"Have you seen the grodeo they have at Sonic's Drive Thru on the weekend? It is full of groders smoking cigarettes and listening to shitty music. Groders are the product of genetic mutation between White Trash and Wiggers."

by Brandon Bilinski July 12, 2004

groder

Chapins white trash poulation who for the most part smell worse then a locker room after practice and you can at anytime scrape your name on there for head with you fingernail in the dirt and oil build up

Look at that groder sittin on the bench damn that will take a while to sanatize

by FARR February 19, 2005

groder

One who doesen't care much for personal hygiene or personal appearance and is not visually appealing

Look at that groder over there, he's wearing a nasty beer stained wife beater and he has a very long mullet.

by Eric January 25, 2004

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

Gooderesting

When you act extremely good, you get promoted from good to gooder to goodest too goodester. But that all ends when you become interesting! Now you have been promoted to the highest rank in the entire world, people kneel before you, because you are now GOODERESTING!

Neil: Hey man, I am feeling gooderesting today
Jax: OH CRAp, **Kneels down** We shall worship you King gooderesting the great!
Loser: Oh, I am just goodest ;(

by Greatneil80 April 25, 2019

Grocery-Sticked

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.

Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”

by But Sects December 11, 2019

grogery

A fun party at a house in the woods and up on a hill, usually in the summer. Activities include alcohol consumption, throwing up, disagreements over what kind of music to listen to, slutty hook-ups, drinking games, late night heart-to-hearts, pinatas, nervous breakdowns, bad dancing, happiness, friendly love, hugs, intellectual debates, betrayals, and overall dustiness. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of pancakes, gentle music, heartfelt goodbyes, a mess to clean up, and time to regain one's self-awareness.

An overall bonding experience. Best achieved when a theme is involved.

Person 1: "Grogery this Saturday, you coming?"
Person 2: "Of course, I already bought my sweater."

by dusty_mike June 10, 2012