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groeder

A huge, paint-peeling, moisturizing, jumbo sized dump. A large, steamy log (shit) of very solid shit.
Skyler took a huge groeder after eating 22 oyster shooters six ears of corn, and a huge plate of greasy refried beans.

Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.
by Jrubadub March 3, 2011
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Greeder

(n.) A greeder is a dog breeder. But specifically, it's a puppy mill dog breeder who only cares about profit, but the animals.

Which, of course, is no good - but it's mostly judgemental Furmoms who use the term, and they call EVERY breeder a "greeder" because they don't believe in ANY breeding. Their motto is "Adopt don't shop" and will shame anyone who wants a pure bred dog for supporting "Greeders"
That SJW called me a greeder for raising a litter of puppies
by Jacaranda March 27, 2020
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grœãër

The sound yoda makes when he dies in Lego Starwars - The Complete Saga. Whoever played this game has definitely jumped off the map with yoda, just to hear his death sound. The funniest sound to ever exist
1) Dude, dont you just love it when yoda "grœãërs."
2) Man, obi wan and qui gon have got the little oofs but yoda got the "grœãër" from the depths of an eternal hell in Lego Star Wars!
by firefloyd27 March 22, 2019
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Groder

A generic name for any person who is of the white trash/thug/inbred genus. Standard accoutrements include but are not limited to gaudy chains, wife beaters, garishly baggy pants/shorts, Lugz, visors, and various other urban brands such as Ecko or FUBU. Often seen in camaros or over-accessorized japanese cars. Almost always seen smoking "cigs" or at least smells as though one has been bathing in cigarette smoke. As far as other bathing is concerned, the groder is lacking. Disgusting facial hair such as the molestache, crustache, or White Trash Stache are commonplace and seemingly required. "Dood, Toight, Sooo Wasted," and "Cigs" are standard vocabulary. Can be spotted at malls, 2 Fast 2 Furious movie premiers, and in Sonic parking lots. Music choices involve one of two genres. They enjoy bad popular rap such as 50 Cent and Eminem or nu-metal in the vein of linkin park and slipknot.
"Have you seen the grodeo they have at Sonic's Drive Thru on the weekend? It is full of groders smoking cigarettes and listening to shitty music. Groders are the product of genetic mutation between White Trash and Wiggers."
by Brandon Bilinski July 12, 2004
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Greder

he's the greder
by mr. always right February 10, 2009
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Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
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groder

Chapins white trash poulation who for the most part smell worse then a locker room after practice and you can at anytime scrape your name on there for head with you fingernail in the dirt and oil build up
Look at that groder sittin on the bench damn that will take a while to sanatize
by FARR February 19, 2005
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