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Grobled (verb)
/'gro•bōld/

The act of getting your grade dunked on due to the pettiest and most insignificant details by a pompous and unlikeable man known as Mr. (not Dr.) Grobler.
Student 1: "How did the PDR go yesterday?"
Student 2: "Man, we got absolutely Grobled."
Grobled by Capstoner55 November 29, 2022
Related Words
GROBLS groils grolsch groblin grobus Grobis grobler grobese groblechob Grobled
Bulgarian pop star from the early 2000s, distinguished by his hirsute and morbidly obese appearance, form-fitting violet suits, and abusive relationship with his 34-year old Azeri stepfather Anar Mamedyarov. Rose to prominence with hits "Only My Heart," "Two Make One," and "Perestroika" before suffering a career-destroying humiliation at Eurovision 2003, where he proposed marriage to Icelandic transvestite Hrjvac Siggurdsen under the presumption that the latter belonged to the fairer sex.
Bulgarian Pop News Channel One: Kronya Bulgakova! Kronya Bulgakova! Is it true you have resumed your relationship with National People's Artist Grobis Tarkovich?
Kronya: What are you talking about? Our marriage was annulled on grounds of irreconcilable difference. I wouldn't sleep with that sad sack if he paid me four new rubles. Now I am a second mistress of the potent and odious Anar.
Grobis by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018
im just chilling without animosity, content, satisfied, relaxing
im just grolschin with the homeboys
A : i really need to do some economics revision
E : All you need is to be grolschin man

Ross: Alex, do you have any plans for the holidays?

Alex: Not really, homeboy. I think I might partake in some mild grolsching here in my low-rider.
Grolschin by (-enigma-) May 4, 2009
Groblot - When something really shitty happens
Teacher: U've got an F!

Child: Groblot!
groblot by EduardBoon December 9, 2008
a term used to explain something that is so utterly disgusting you just can't find a gross enough word to express how you feel. It is a word that is combined from Gross and Grolsch (the beer) because to be honest Grolsch is a really gross sounding name for a beer, or actually... ANY type of liquid substance. ew.

pronounce it as best as you fucking can.
Edwin: So what did you do today?

Kirstie: I ate sushi with some friends. :

Edwin: Sushi is so GROLSHD!!!!

second example:

Edwin: ima like codwaw yoms. wanna know why? cuz i think theyre grolshd!

Kirstie: nom nom nom. :(
grolshd by Kirstie :]] April 9, 2009
When we brew the grolsch, we brew it longer, for a fuller taste.
SCHTOP! This bride, she is not ready yet. She has 100 million years of evolution; haven't you guys ever heard of the Darwin? You can't rush these things. It's like when we brew the grolsch. We brew it longer, for a fuller taste.
Grolsch by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004