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Grobletombus Marble Eyes 

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish
"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."

gooblotz 

Sticky substances or food remains left on an improperly cleaned surface (like a kitchen table) that may damage paper (like books, mail, or documents).
Look at this; you've left gooblotz all over the kitchen table. Clean it again!
gooblotz by bahweepgrana September 27, 2020
A person holding an iron skillet who is hideous to the point of disgust
Did you see that groblet in math class?
Yeah, he looked like a fat kid named Nathan that plays goalie. Disgusting!
groblet by Rodrick McMillan January 18, 2021
Someone who compulsively pants weed out of control
Dude! You have way too many pot plants in this tiny apartment!
You gotta stop, man…what are you, a Grobot?
Grobot by Rebel Dandy April 20, 2019

Groblos Glob

a fat, glob - like toad
The groblos glob sank into the mud.
Groblos Glob by BucketHead3334 October 3, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026