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Groblot - When something really shitty happens
Teacher: U've got an F!

Child: Groblot!
groblot by EduardBoon December 9, 2008
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Grobletombus Marble Eyes 

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish
"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."

gooblotz 

Sticky substances or food remains left on an improperly cleaned surface (like a kitchen table) that may damage paper (like books, mail, or documents).
Look at this; you've left gooblotz all over the kitchen table. Clean it again!
gooblotz by bahweepgrana September 27, 2020
A person holding an iron skillet who is hideous to the point of disgust
Did you see that groblet in math class?
Yeah, he looked like a fat kid named Nathan that plays goalie. Disgusting!
groblet by Rodrick McMillan January 18, 2021
Someone who compulsively pants weed out of control
Dude! You have way too many pot plants in this tiny apartment!
You gotta stop, man…what are you, a Grobot?
Grobot by Rebel Dandy April 20, 2019

Groblos Glob

a fat, glob - like toad
The groblos glob sank into the mud.
Groblos Glob by BucketHead3334 October 3, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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