groblot

Groblot - When something really shitty happens

Teacher: U've got an F!

Child: Groblot!

by EduardBoon December 9, 2008

Grobletombus Marble Eyes

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish

"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."

by The Great Mr. Shrimp June 19, 2020

gooblotz

Sticky substances or food remains left on an improperly cleaned surface (like a kitchen table) that may damage paper (like books, mail, or documents).

Look at this; you've left gooblotz all over the kitchen table. Clean it again!

by bahweepgrana September 27, 2020

groblet

A person holding an iron skillet who is hideous to the point of disgust

Did you see that groblet in math class?
Yeah, he looked like a fat kid named Nathan that plays goalie. Disgusting!

by Rodrick McMillan January 18, 2021

Grobot

Someone who compulsively pants weed out of control

Dude! You have way too many pot plants in this tiny apartment!
You gotta stop, man…what are you, a Grobot?

by Rebel Dandy April 20, 2019

Groblos Glob

a fat, glob - like toad

The groblos glob sank into the mud.

by BucketHead3334 October 3, 2022