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Ugly creatures that hide under your bed and grow when dirty laundry is shoved under the bed and into their mouth. (n)
The boogeyman, the sandman, "that monster under my bed"

The grobeds ate my homework!
Grobeds by Ann & Allegra June 24, 2009

grobler effect 

a person cursed with the effect of no bitches, no hoes, no mommy, and most definitely no milkies
Ayo, this guy gets no hoes!
Yeah, he got the grobler effect bro.
grobler effect by bigsexyfart November 8, 2021

Grobletombus Marble Eyes 

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish
"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."

GoobleDobbler 

A gobbledobbler, runs fast and kill lions with its spear.
Wears a rag to hide the genitals. AKA the pool stick and the balls.
This can also be referred to as a:
Hunting African Negro
DAMNMN!! That Goobledobbler just ran a 2 minute mile, and caught the cheetah, and ate its heart, then said some shit like
Xoj!!#Jofai!

And yelled at the top of its lungs, than ran into a hut...
When an intoxicated person is tricked by bystanders or friends into thinking she is meeting someone famous.
She was ecstatic to meet a famous musician and share a beverage backstage; however, she was too drunk to realize she had been grohled.
Grohled by ChiselChest November 24, 2017

Gobledy-Goop

You have a pancake butt
Your such a gobledy-goop