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Simply the best beer, brewed in Boekelo, unique for it's swingtop bottle with a porcelain cap (new bottles are with plastic caps).
Beers that absolutely suck. heineken and amstel
Grolsch by Miky June 17, 2004
A form of beer (US English) or lager (British); brewed in Groenlo, the Netherlands. A popular export product. Best known for it's unique bottles with porcelain caps.
I'll have a Grolsch please.
grolsch by Teunkie April 23, 2003
Something you'd do to a girl and not tell your friends.
Dude, last night...we grolsched.

You grolsch her?
grolsch by wheeler 8 April 18, 2008
actually beer and lager are slightly different things, but americans call both beer

Grolsch Penis Combo 

To have a wank whilst watching porn with a beer bottle in your spare hand.
I maxxed out my Grolsh Penis combo last sat. I split it all over the carpet: messy...
Grolsch Penis Combo by Jibber June 13, 2005

grolsch united

a football team in the Netherlands
Grolsch United lost an other match but are treu to the next round
grolsch united by Shibby September 20, 2003
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