groils 

an amalgam of gonads, scrotum and boils - delicious with sauteed potatoes and lightly steamed carrots.
also see scrolls

aaargh jim lad, he's got 'im by the groils

groils by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

groinsaw 

When you grind your crotch into something so furiously, the effect is equal to that of a saw. Used in the first chapter of the fanfiction HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull."

groinsaw by Firstpillow December 11, 2009

Grolschin

im just chilling without animosity, content, satisfied, relaxing

im just grolschin with the homeboys
A : i really need to do some economics revision
E : All you need is to be grolschin man

Ross: Alex, do you have any plans for the holidays?

Alex: Not really, homeboy. I think I might partake in some mild grolsching here in my low-rider.

Grolschin by (-enigma-) May 4, 2009

Groinsword

Blunt, powerful-sounding term for a strap-on dildo. Especially a bigg'un.

I knew my ass was in for a jolly time when Betty pulled out the eleven-inch black spiked groinsword.

Groinsword by AlexReynard May 8, 2008

grolshd

a term used to explain something that is so utterly disgusting you just can't find a gross enough word to express how you feel. It is a word that is combined from Gross and Grolsch (the beer) because to be honest Grolsch is a really gross sounding name for a beer, or actually... ANY type of liquid substance. ew.

pronounce it as best as you fucking can.

Edwin: So what did you do today?

Kirstie: I ate sushi with some friends. :]]

Edwin: Sushi is so GROLSHD!!!!

second example:

Edwin: ima like codwaw yoms. wanna know why? cuz i think theyre grolshd!

Kirstie: nom nom nom. :(

grolshd by Kirstie :]] April 9, 2009

Grolsch 

When we brew the grolsch, we brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

SCHTOP! This bride, she is not ready yet. She has 100 million years of evolution; haven't you guys ever heard of the Darwin? You can't rush these things. It's like when we brew the grolsch. We brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

Grolsch by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

Groil 

An often yellow capped, scarlet, pus laden boil, located in and around the groin, flanking one's genitals. A contraction of groin and boil. Sometimes called 'scarleys'.

Although dormant, Melanie's abundant crop of burnished groils, drew loud gasps from fellow bathers and paddlers at the beach that day.
Or, Melanie dismounted the broken exercise bike, exclaiming 'My scarleys are killing me!'

Groil by Herbie H Dongsporran February 21, 2021