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When we brew the grolsch, we brew it longer, for a fuller taste.
SCHTOP! This bride, she is not ready yet. She has 100 million years of evolution; haven't you guys ever heard of the Darwin? You can't rush these things. It's like when we brew the grolsch. We brew it longer, for a fuller taste.
Grolsch by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004
Simply the best beer, brewed in Boekelo, unique for it's swingtop bottle with a porcelain cap (new bottles are with plastic caps).
Beers that absolutely suck. heineken and amstel
Grolsch by Miky June 17, 2004

grouching 

Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact love in, around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from Craigslist and at your best friend's wedding.
Da'Ron returned to the ceremony with his date after grouching in the alleyway, disheveled, wearing only men's stars and stripes bikini underwear. "America, fuck yea" - garbage truck beeping could be heard in the distance.
grouching by grouching4life September 2, 2019
Gary: Hey Dan.

Dan: Yehs?

Gary: Your mum is look very groshing today ;)

Dan: Eff you Gary. Eff you.
groshing by KristyMeowmix October 22, 2008
Robbie- "Nick u groshin??"
Nick- "What the fuck, thats only on Tuesdays."
groshin by nickrobb August 9, 2006

Grogchino 

The nickname of a person who is dirty.
sebastian: jorge never showers.
jordan: i know bro, he a grogchino.
Grogchino by el frisky October 9, 2021