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The bounce of a penis. Can be used as both a noun and a verb.

This word was created when the evil ruler Dr. Zayas tried stealing the bounce of every penis in mankind. Cam, Rob, and Colin had to rise to stop him. But this bounce needed a name. It was named after the feeling of the bounce motion.
"Dude, I had the greatest fwing(n.) going as I was walking up the stairs!"

"The naked mans genitals fwung(v.) violently in the windstorm"
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the mixture between funk and swing
turn up the bass, this is fwing.
fwing by Fwingert May 30, 2009

T. Fwing Productions 

Most T. Fwing Productions' will be caught in their room, sitting in a grease pile with 5-day old pizza around them. All they do is play Clash Of Clans, eat and sleep. Since they sleep so much, its pretty hard to catch a proper glimpse of them. If you try to force your way into their room, they will walk out, drenching you in their stench, then proceed to violently attack you for no reason. Sometimes, when they're out and you walk into their room, your nose starts hurting. If you check the cupboards, you will probably find: Old pizza that their mother lovingly cooked for them, but since they are pretty dumb, just left. Maybe some old fish, maybe some vegetables that they didn't want so they hid it. Also, when their mother (and sometimes brothers) give them money to buy lunch at school, they just go to shops and buy 2L of lemonade, and don't share any because they are a greedy, greasy, unwashed pig.
Random person: Eugh, I was just walking along and a disgusting drifted over me. What could it be?
Other random person: Hm, did you see anyone with very knotted and long, disgusting hair around?
Random person: Oh yes, I did. They were looking straight down, playing some game on their ipod.
Other random person: Oh, that was just a T. Fwing Productions.

Mexican Finger 

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.
Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....
Mexican Finger by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Jr finger pointer joyner 

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.
Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

Trump Finger 

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".

Give 'em the finger 

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"
If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"
Give 'em the finger by GS71 April 4, 2015
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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