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Finger painting 

Wiping the residue from your fingers onto a womans back after fingering them.
After fingering a girl, I lover finger painting smiley faces on their lower back.

finger painting 

1.v.fingering a girl on her rag and then smearing the red, bloody mess on her body, especially her upper thighs.
2.n.designs/pictures on the skin drawn with warm period blood.
1.Man! I totally finger painted Susie last night and then we washed it ff in the shower together.
2.Wow, you really get creative with those finger paintings, dont you Bob?

Finger Painting 

v; To finger a girl, and then proceed to spread the juices on her body, preferably face, so that you can make some kinky work of art.

mike, acon, rich
Dude, i totally gave my girlfriend a finger painting last night!
Really? What'd you draw?
I put a sunshine on her face and then she blew me.
Thats what i call art appreciation.
Finger Painting by novalax715 December 25, 2008

Finger painting 

To finger a girl on her period thus getting blood on your fingers.
"Andrew was finger painting Sarah when her mom walked in"

Can also be used as a verb in the context "Andrew finger painted Sarah getting blood all over his hands"
Finger painting by ratatatta February 17, 2010

Finger Painting 

1.v. To play with sperm preferably your own. Moving it with your index finger in swirly patterns. One could also write or draw pictures with it.
1. Me and Jonny whacked each other off last night and got on some finger painting.
Finger Painting by FPTop100 June 15, 2009

Finger Painting 

When an individual goes second base with a girl/woman while aunt flow is in town.
Boy 1:Fingered that girl last night
Boy 2: But she told me she was on her period
Boy 1: I dont mind a little Finger painting
Boy 2: Thats wrong man, just wrong!
Finger Painting by Tommy Glow February 12, 2009
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