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(kŏk'rōch') noun.

1. Any number of fat-bodied assholes in the conservative political movement, including Tea Baggers/Teahadists. These people support class hierarchy,corporate welfare, and regressive politics. The name derives from the Koch Brothers, who give unlimited amounts of cash to their cause.

2. A hypocritical, free-loading fuck.
That yelling fat fuck on the Hoveround is just a tea bagging Kochroach.
by Illegitimate President Trump February 19, 2011

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Adjective: Synonymous with smegma or dick cheese.
The uncircumcised patient pulled back his foreskin, revealing a mother lode of sticky, smelly Boehner.
by Illegitimate President Trump January 05, 2011

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A foul, putrid mix of odors often found inside the trailer/mobile home of a Tea Party Patriot.

The melange of smells includes: cat piss, wet dog, cigarette smoke, dirty laundry, rotting garbage, and cured meats.
I almost vomited when I walked in that room. The place smelled like Bagger Trailer.
by Illegitimate President Trump April 08, 2011

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A hillbilly-American that comprises the base of the republican party. These folks are known to vote against their best interest, and then complain about things once the GOP is in power.

They are known for low information concerning national issues. Rather, it is the GOP culture issues of Guns, gays, and God that pull them in.

This is the individual that will say the GOP is "limited gubmint", while overlooking the fact that the GOP wants to mandate the outcome of every US pregnancy under penalty of law.
That rebubbacan does not have a pot to piss in, but he thinks that trickle down will benefit him someday.
by Illegitimate President Trump July 14, 2011

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An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".
by Illegitimate President Trump December 19, 2016

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The ignorant GOP base prattles on about "small gubmint" and "more freedom" as they try to control every vagina in the country.

They are so small gubmint minded that they desire to control the outcome of every US pregnancy under penalty of law.

They want government so small that it fits into a woman's womb.
by Illegitimate President Trump October 15, 2012

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