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Fuckstruction 

When you know a person that is a complete ball of chaos, stress, clutter, aggravating, and frustrating. Just like a CONSTRUCTION site.
Melanie:: OMG have you seen or been by Sarah lately?

Alfonso, Josh, & Alex. :: Hell no, I don’t fuck with her no more. She’s a total FUCKSTRUCTION!!!
Fuckstruction by M1salan1eas October 29, 2020
Words you can keep

fuckstration 

Sexual frustration.
"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."
fuckstration by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

fucktraction 

when attracted to another person only for sexual reasons.
"I have a deep fucktraction to Sara!"
"man I'm so fucktracted to David!"
fucktraction by lambart January 19, 2014

Fuckstructor 

An individual seemingly entrusted with the duty to teach a highly complex, demanding or otherwise formidable pursuit; but in reality conveys horrific misinformation, convoluted material presentation and unyielding authoritarianism.
So, how are the flying lessons going?
Better now, after I got a "real instructor".
What happened?
Well, for the first five days a Fuckstructor taught me the WRONG WAY to measure fuel, read a sectional chart, prep the aircraft and HOW TO FUCKING LAND.
Damn. What did you do?
Oh, HE GONE!
Fuckstructor by YAWA September 11, 2021

fuckstration 

Frustration over lack of sex. Emotion felt or expressed when something is getting in the way of reaching your sexual potential, fulfilling fantasies or just plain having sex or fucking.
My fuckstration is that I want to have a threesome but I'm afraid to go down on another girl. Do you think she'll get off if I use a dental dam? I'm so fuckstrated.
fuckstration by cee jay January 10, 2006

Fuckstration 

A Level of fustration that has been reached beyond one's control of proper language comprehension. A blurr of words caused by becoming extremly pissed off.
Used in a Sentence:
I have gone beyond fustration Bill at this job. Fuckstration is more like it you ass clown now get back to work shit for brains.
Fuckstration by Bullie May 25, 2008

fuckstration 

1. the feeling of your sex partner not living up to your expectations. 2. an unfulfilled desire for sexual satisfaction after a period of abstinence.
I had prepared for a night of amazing sex, but fuckstration set in when I saw his cocktail wiener.
fuckstration by Miss Isis September 3, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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