Danny Delinquent's definitions
An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.
"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."
by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003
Get the nice guy syndromemug. To not do anything of particular significance. Can range from running miscellaneous errands around town to doing household chores to freestyle loafing.
by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004
Get the knife aroundmug. Noun, sense 1. An affectionate synonym for 'vagina'. See also gash.
Noun, sense 2. Someone with whom you basically just get drunk and/or high and have sex, usually on a short term basis. Compare to "your girl" or "a ho", both are higher on the intimacy ladder.
Noun, sense 2. Someone with whom you basically just get drunk and/or high and have sex, usually on a short term basis. Compare to "your girl" or "a ho", both are higher on the intimacy ladder.
Sense 1: "I am so going to hit that notch, bro."
Sense 2: "Are you going to the prom with him?" "Naw. He's just a notch."
Sense 2: "Are you going to the prom with him?" "Naw. He's just a notch."
by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003
Get the notchmug. "What the fuck is up with this nigga, man? Bitch best step the fuck back befo' he get a Compton hole punch."
by Danny Delinquent November 3, 2006
Get the Compton hole punchmug. "You can catch me on the west coast, with a fly ass stripper tied to my bed posts, lookin like Alicia Keyes on her knees, lickin <i>the bag</i>, just for a freeze" - The Transplants
by Danny Delinquent July 14, 2004
Get the The BAGmug. A very short unit of time. Analogous to about a day in one of those flat, boring, rural states in the middle of the country.
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
Get the new york minutemug. 1) To fail to be funny, as in a stand up comic or SNL host.
2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.
2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.
1) "You're bombing, Luke (Perry)! I'm the only thing that's getting you laughs! The old Star Wars gag, Luke! You must use the Force to win the audience back!"
2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"
2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"
by Danny Delinquent March 4, 2004
Get the bombingmug.