wanky

Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.
"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
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girlfriend

Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.
"I need a fucking girlfriend."
by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003
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dodgy

Of questionable legality, like a scam, or questionable moral or structural integrity. Originally British.
"Ehhh, I dunno, that piece is pretty dodgy. It's all rusty, hasn't been used in a few decades, it might fall apart."

"Smuggling ganja out of Mendocino could get some tall dollars, but it's a dodgy scam, the cops proly bust people for that all the time."
by Danny Delinquent October 04, 2003
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Boredeo

Pejorative nickname for the town of Rodeo, Contra Costa County, California. Probably best known for being hometown to Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day. Obviously derived from the fact that it is a very boring suburb, where there isn't much to do other than fuck, smoke weed, and do meth.
"She's hella tight dude...."

"Yeah, but she's from Boredeo."

"Weak!"
by Danny Delinquent March 04, 2004
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tight like an ocelot

A considerable level of tightness, but about two ranks below that of a tiger.
"Holy shit dude, did you see Kill Bill? It was tight like a fuckin tiger!"

"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."
by Danny Delinquent December 05, 2003
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straight

A markedly unhip, mainstream, square individual. The kind of person who does what they're told, instead of what they WANT.
"That girl is so fucking straight, dude, it's awful."

"Naw. She looks straight but she's actually hella hardcore."
by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004
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gold plated gap

A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.
"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."

"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003
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