Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013

Fuckstruction

When you know a person that is a complete ball of chaos, stress, clutter, aggravating, and frustrating. Just like a CONSTRUCTION site.

Melanie:: OMG have you seen or been by Sarah lately?

Alfonso, Josh, & Alex. :: Hell no, I don’t fuck with her no more. She’s a total FUCKSTRUCTION!!!

by M1salan1eas October 29, 2020

fauxstruction

A road construction zone, most often found on interstate highways, where little to no real construction occurs. The primary purpose of fauxstruction is to create revenue in the form of doubled driving infraction fees for small municipalities along the road.

Crap, I have to go 55 instead of 70? Stupid fauxstruction zones.

by dath1974 January 3, 2010

Facestraction

When you go on the internet to do something else, but get distracted by Facebook and forget what you really wanted to do.

Also: Facestracted, Facestract, Facestractedness, non-facestracted, Facestractedly.

Facestraction feys-strak-shuhn: He went onto the Internet to look something up, but was Facestracted and forgot what he wanted to look up.

by Fast5iveEddie August 22, 2012