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Miranda: Why can't you go swimming?
Shae: Reasons
Miranda: Oh.
Reasons by TheRealMandi September 26, 2008

Reasons for existing

Reasons for silence 

Love:) You must under no circumstances come in between love. If you love this guy and feel he is your soul mate. OK! But is for him and him alone to confirm the attraction, fellowship, connection, relationship. All women love in hopes of that one man from her past no matter how many times he let her down to come back. Don't be a loosy goosy(tell all your friends story's instead of your own i.e. do not let out all your friends secretes at the dinner table). If you find out a guy you love is "In Love" with another woman and He walks away from said relationship with you. It is him and him alone to make the choice to make contact with the you in the future. Especially if this is involving a long term relationship. You've got to start some where.
Reasons for silence and the reason Kelly stays away from her former Jon Doe. She's was in love with him since high school and has denied it her entire life. I hope they have a good life together ILU Guys:)
5) You are never in any case to date a friends ex or a guy who she was really into.
Exception: If he's one of those guys who every girl likes.

18)

If a guy your friend is into asks for your number, you are to deny it and walk away, and/or slip him your friends number while saying, "I think she is more your type, you should call her".

19)

Chicks before Dicks. Simple.

24)

When a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy.

30)
Don't be a hater. If a girl walks in looking gorgeous, girls automatically try to find something bad about her. But who knows? She could have just lose a friend, or got dumped, etc. So be nice and stop hating.

reasons to be proud of canada 

-Canada is awesome
-Perfect balance of hot and cold
-Tim Hortons
-Good Healthcare systems
-Best maple syrup there is
-Invented hockey, the telephone and lightbulb
-Bear paws
-Queue de Castor (Beaver tales, they are amazing)
-Poutine
-The colors are beautiful
-One of the most diverse and accepting countries in the world
-2nd largest land mass in the world
-Fought in world war l and ll, fought in the American revolutionary war proving that were not sissies that all the stereotypes say we are
-We don't carry around guns, were not psycho
-Choose to solve problems with conversation and debate instead of immediate war.

Overall, Canada is arguably the best country in the world. Even with all the stereotypes
Friend- What's a reason to be proud of Canada?
Me- There's more than one. But, Canada doesn't need a reason to be awesome. It just is.

Reasons to be proud of Canada- A sentence you use to ask a Canadian why Canada is so amazing.

Reasons Why God Exists 

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reasons and stuff 

Why did you get married?
"Because reasons and stuff"

Why is the sky blue?
"Because reasons and stuff"

Why you always lying?
"Because reasons and stuff"
reasons and stuff by ZealotN January 27, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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