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Fuckston 

Slang name for Frankston which is part of the Greater Melbourne metropolitan area. The reason for the name is that most who are from Frankston and/or live in Frankston are drug fucked, fucked in the head, have fucked their life up and most likely someone elses along the way. Also this is one of the worst suburbs in the Australian state of Victoria. It is at the top of lists such as most assaults outside the Melbourne CBD, highest rate of hoon drivers, highest rate of shop lifting ect. The Frankston train line is one of the most unsafe train services in the state. Aswell as this there are other reasons to call Frankston, Fuckston these include youths are out of control, Rape, Gang Bashings, Murder, major car crashes, gangs roaming the streets, Main Street in Frankston is littered with people on drugs. Schools are very poor quality in all areas, most teachers and principals have lack of knowledge, compassion, aswell as not giving a stuff about their students who attend their schools. Same with the Frankston police, they don't give a stuff about crime might be one of the reasons for the rise in crime so if you are a victim to some sort of crime don't expect the police to help to much. So finally my advise if you are thinking of coming to Frankston aka Fuckston, DON'T!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF FRANKSTON?
Don't you mean Fuckston, everyone from there is ethier drug fucked, fucked in the head and/or fucked their life up amd most likely someones elses aswell
OK IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKSTON I'LL PROBABLY GET BASHED
Fuckston by Wilma Wilde October 7, 2009

fuckston 

1."Hey guess who going to fuckston this year??"
2."welcome to fuckston university!"
3.The Abbey School.
fuckston by QuietKid May 5, 2005
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fuckston 

a complete idiot, fag, queer, bitch, or retard.
"Shut the hell up u fuckston"
"what a fuckston his lock combo is 0-0-0
"only a fuckston would fuck that fat ugly bitch"
"get away from me u fuckston"
"fuckston"
fuckston by Jameses September 15, 2005

Category 5 Fuckstorm 

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.
The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.
Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.
"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"
Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020
fuckton by Anonymous March 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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