Fuckson

A fucked up human that is distressed

Fuckson was not nice at all

by Mickabille June 19, 2020

Jonty fuckson

A Ryan and a Daniel have a girl on the spit, a Fred slapping her on the back (with his baseball bat), a Jonty in the corner masturbating and a Danny leading through the window filming (also masturbating)

Me and the boys successfully completed the “Jonty fuckson” last night, all the boys got around it!!

by Ya Allah May 7, 2018

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).

I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.

by Yst December 12, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

fuckton

more than a shitload

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Fuckzone

A particularly disappointing metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants a sexual relationship. It is impossible to get emotionally invested in someone while in the fuckzone, because, as friends with benefits , you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.

Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I only want to have casual sex
Person 1 is now relegated to just a fling held within the fuckzone

by cheshirecat90 November 30, 2018

Fuckoon

A slur for a mischievous ferret whose biggest fear is that he'll be recognized as a racoon.

C'mon Fuckoon, you can't answer with a racoon meme for everything!

by DarMar October 16, 2018