The accumulation of residue, in one's ass-crack, that appears after long periods of bodily neglect (read: poor hygeine). The residue is composed of various elements; the most common are: poop, ass pubes, accumulated sweat resin (aka: salt cream), hemroidal or vaginal medication residue, blood, lubricant, and fuzz from undergarments.
I went camping last week and didn't shower for 4 days. I had to scoop the Bumslaw from my crack with fpoon!
by Bumslaw August 25, 2009
Residue, left on a toilet seat, usually in the shape of a "Y" (reflecting the reoccurring placement of an unwashed ass-crack, from one, or multiple persons), that collects over time, due to an insufficient cleaning/maintenance routine of the toilet in question; most commonly seen in gas station stalls. The composition of Bumslaw may vary; the most common elements include: poop, ass pubes, accumulated sweat resin (aka: salt cream), hemroidal or vaginal medication residue, blood, lubricant, and fuzz from undergarments.
by Bumslaw August 25, 2009
(Must be done while taking a shower, in tandem)
With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.
Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.
Throw it in your significant others face.
With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.
Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.
Throw it in your significant others face.
(man in the shower with girlfriend)
Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!
*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment
Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!
*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment
by Bumslaw March 03, 2010
When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.
Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!
*Shakes fist wildly.
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!
*Shakes fist wildly.
by Bumslaw February 23, 2010