Fuckstigated 

When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.

Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!

*Shakes fist wildly.

Fuckstigated by Bumslaw February 23, 2010

fuckstrated

Describing one who is sexually frustrated. Not having had sex for an extended period, the fuckstrated individual might also be reckoned to be wank-happy. When this is not the case, the individual will likely resort to unwarranted bouts of evalgia.

Robin just punched me in the face for absolutely nothing! He needs a girlfriend asap; he's way too fuckstrated.

fuckstrated by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007

Fuckstrated

Sexually frustrated due to being extremely horny or from a lack of sex. A dry spell from a lack of quality sex that results in total frustration; a short fuse from a lack of sex.

This has been an extremely fuckstrating month.

I am fuckstrated.

Fuckstrated by Uncle JJ February 11, 2009

fuckstrated

a man or woman who is desperate for a shag after a long period of time of being shagless

god i'm sooo fuckstrated i cant even remember my last shag

fuckstrated by dolly dagger March 30, 2003

fuckstipated 

tr. v. fuck.sti.pat.ed

merger of two separate words, fuck and constipated, to more accurately describe long periods of time without sexual intercourse.

God damn, Kayla, I am seriously fuckstipated here.

fuckstipated by Natron! August 12, 2006

Fuckstrated

A state of extreme frustration.

This damn job is making me fuckstrated!

Fuckstrated by iParatrooper February 25, 2011

fuckticated 

Fuckticated (Adj.) Something that has been destroyed, dismantled, or broken

"What did you do to it??? It's fuckticated!"

fuckticated by Rockiroad278 December 3, 2005