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Fuckstickery 

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company
OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

Assorted Fuckstickery 

1) Any action or behavior that would cause the person doing so to be labled a "fuckstick."

2) Usually underhanded ways of screwing up a good time.
I knew it was going to be a long night when it was only 7 pm and Kevin was up to his assorted fuckstickery already.

It was beastiality and other assorted fuckstickery that always landed Charles in strange places.

Fuckstickery 

A way of expressing your whinny ways. One of the lowest of lows and makes for an excellent insult.
I will express my disappointment in myself by way of a rampant display of fuckstickery.
Fuckstickery by Liopleurodon July 3, 2009

Fuckstickery 

The act of being a fuckstick; being an idiot.
Winston, I command you to cease this fuckstickery at once.
Fuckstickery by Opifex May 14, 2016

Fuckstickery 

The act of persistently exhibiting fuckwitish behaviour.
The individual made a dick of themselves at the party by carrying on with fuckstickery while being oblivious to their behaviour.
Fuckstickery by Molman14 September 26, 2025

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026