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A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.
"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."
by Hank Thompkins January 10, 2008
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Jan 27 Word of the Day
Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.
Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!
by Talk2me-JCH January 24, 2021
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When it's so cold out that you get frostbite on your penis.
"Hey tom, last night I was masturbating outside and I got a popsicle."
by Kkk with one black guy January 13, 2017
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A frozen treat that comes in many different colours and flavors.
by TheWiggidy April 19, 2004
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sometimes used as a sex toy for nasty sluts
ew ashley used a popsicle as a dildo
by CH45S5 3R April 08, 2009
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Step 1: Tupperware container by the bed
Step 2: Add semen bi-nightly (do not ejaculate any other time- keep your loads abundant and potent!)
Step 3: Rotate nights with your best bud
Step 4: Place a popsicle stick in the middle
Step 5: Freeze during the day
Remember: Make sure you don't get any on the stick!
Step 6: Once you've collected an abundant supply (the more the merrier!!), find a kinky female on a hot summer day
Step 7: Run the outside of the tupperware container in warm water
Step 8: Remove your POPsicle by the stick
Step 9: Donate your POPsicle to the luck lady and make sure she shares with her ladyparts!
Step 10: Take bets on who will be the daddy
Cumboxes are so lame, lets make a POPsicle instead!
by daphunkeefeel1 July 06, 2012
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The best way to practice succing the peen.
If you aint choaking you aint sucking that popsicle right gurl.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019
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