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facsimile 

when someone is being a dumbass
facsimile by quesada!@#$ June 15, 2018

Fucksimile 

The Fax equivalent of "Sexting"; a sexually suggestive telefacsimile.
Mark just photocopied his dong and faxed it too me, I scanned my boobs and sent him a return fucksimile.
Fucksimile by stayawakeatwork October 4, 2010
Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.
"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"
fapsimile by UrVile February 15, 2019

Facsimilephobia 

The fear of Fax Machines
No! Not the fax! I have Facsimilephobia!
When you mistake two different over-weight people for the same person.
The other day I got Rosie O'Donnell confused with Roseanne Barr, it was a total Fatsimile.
fatsimile by Pajetski November 9, 2021

facsimilipeeps 

Resin castings of human characters such as bobble heads or 💀 ☠️ people.
Those facsimilipeeps of that rock group look just like the humans they represent.