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facsimile 

when someone is being a dumbass
facsimile by quesada!@#$ June 15, 2018

Fucksimile 

The Fax equivalent of "Sexting"; a sexually suggestive telefacsimile.
Mark just photocopied his dong and faxed it too me, I scanned my boobs and sent him a return fucksimile.
Fucksimile by stayawakeatwork October 4, 2010
Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.
"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"
fapsimile by UrVile February 15, 2019

Facsimilephobia 

No! Not the fax! I have Facsimilephobia!
When you mistake two different over-weight people for the same person.
The other day I got Rosie O'Donnell confused with Roseanne Barr, it was a total Fatsimile.
fatsimile by Pajetski November 9, 2021

facsimilipeeps 

Resin castings of human characters such as bobble heads or 💀 ☠️ people.
Those facsimilipeeps of that rock group look just like the humans they represent.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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