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Jermey is the type of guy everyone wants to date and be with but only one lucky girl can. He loves to give hugs and kisses, and he can keep a LONG relationship. He is loving caring and oh so sweet.
Elaina and Jermey are goals.

Ann: Did you see that guy he gave her his jacket!?
Jessica: Yup, he is a Jermey alright.
by HeyBabeItsMe November 02, 2016
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When your accounts on any video game get hacked, randomly stolen, or lost for some reason.
Marcus' Spotify account probably got Jermeyed when he couldn't log into it despite him using the correct login information.
by Poht February 20, 2018
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The guy is a freaking prick that asks a girls boyfriend if he can bang their girl, he is usual outcasted from school friend groups but still continues to talk to the point in which his voice box sounds like Darth Vader chocking on a hotdog.
Jermey is a prick.
by Typed May 08, 2019
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a fake ass bitch who sleeps with every girl he knows and cheats on val and grace
by t h o t a s s October 12, 2019
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Jasper: hey that's my friend jermey

Jeremy: do you just misspell my name what the fuck
by dumbass jeremiah November 05, 2020
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